November 2011
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I’m in love with the freckles on his shoulders.
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Is fiction real or fake?
– Retarded customer #1.
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Legitimate Question.
Me: What are you playing BabyCakes?
Tim: Alone in the dark.
Me: A game about touching yourself?
Tim: This is why I love you!
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That's what love is...
Me: Wha.. What are you doing?
Him: Humping your butt. Duh.
Me: May I ask why?
Him: Isn't that obvious?
Me: This is uncomfortable.
Him: That's what love is... Uncomfortable displays of affection...towards your butt.
Me: Love huh?
Him: Yup.
Me: So what you're saying is.. Love is a pain in the ass.
Him: Yes. :D
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