It's Tea time
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in my tree.
Hello!
I'm Kelly.
Sorry I'm not more interesting.
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Whole family out for Hollands birthday.
For Mother’s Day I got breakfast in bed.
Unfortunetly I wasn’t feeling well and couldn’t eat it.
But it looked really good.
Thank you to Tim and the kids. I love you all so much.
I'm an old hag.
- Tim: If your high school had a reunion would you go to it?
- Me: Uh, WELL My reunion is next year actually. It's been almost 10 years since I was in high school.
- Tim: Hehehehehe You're OLD.
- Me: Shut up!
- Tim: You're like a grandma.
- Me: You're fucking a grandma then.
- Tim: Hey you don't blame the prey for getting attacked by the cougar.
- Me: I seriously fucking hate you.
Me and Timmy on the ride home.
Before we passed out on each other.
(We literally fell asleep ON each other in the back seat)
Once I get through this horribly slow day at work I will go home to Chinese food, good friends, my lovely girlfriend, and the promise of MegaCon this weekend. Need to finish packing ASAP.
I THOUGHT YOU FINISHED PACKING LAST NIGHT YOU BUTT!
[That’s okay I’ll help you.]
OMG we’re going away for the weekend without the kids…
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BABY!?
WE DON’T HAVE TO WIPE ANY BUTTS!
[other then our own that is] ._.
BTW DAMNS YOUS A SEXY BITCH.
<_< I get to kiss on that face later.. AWWW YAIS!
This is one of those posts where you reveal something personal about yourself and you lose followers.
Not going to lie…
Timmy made some chicken last night with tiger sauce on it and
OMG it was like spicy angels having sex on my tongue.
So spice.
I loved it!
So my bf asked me if I wanted any sauce with my chicken.
I said “yes a little sriracha please”
This is what I got on my plate….
=_=
Lara is going to S some major D tonight. By that I mean Survive some Dangerous situations.
My boyfriend ladies and gentlemen.
<3
At first I was like “save” but then I was like “splurge”
My BF clearly knows how to seduce me…
Hello new followers. I don’t know what potential you see in me but thanks!
I reproduced with this.
